So to take you back a few months ago. It was the weekend before the 4th of
July.  It was a typical Saturday when John, Mike and Rose (names
changed to protect the innocent) where all at home getting ready for the
neighbors luau party. They made their way over to the neighbors house where they
had a few beers, three or four shots. John told Mike to go back to
the house and bring the 4-wheeler over here. This was due to the fact that
the neighbors had a go-kart. They wanted to race the go-kart and the
4-wheeler, you know in the back yard.  So Mike went over and brought
back the 4-wheeler. As  the night went on and of course a few
more beers and shots went down. What the shots where we, I mean they, still
don't know. All they know was it was orange. So the party was starting to come
to the end. When John and Rose decided to take a ride. John and Rose got on the
4-wheeler (John driving and Rose the passenger. Oh did I tell you it was only
meant for one person?). They took off down to the main road and than back to the
party. Well Mike decided he was going to follow in the go-kart. Yes it was
completely dark and the go-kart had no lights but the four wheeler did.
Unfortunate the lights on the 4-wheeler did not work.So as John and Rose where
coming back they ran into Mike. I mean ran over Mike. Well Rose went flying and
twisted her ankle and put her back out. John also went flying and landing on the
ground to get all scraped and bruised up. Also John now has a chunk of hair
out of his head about the size of a 50 cent piece. Mean while Mike was doing the
break dancing move across the ground on his hip and face. Mike also lost a
little bit of his hair. The next day no one was moving that fast. But Mike and
John did go back to the to were they had met the night before to find John's
patch of hair so they could glue it back on with super glue. Well the months has
gone by with Rose and Mike healing quit well. Poor John to this day though
he still has a little bald spot on his head.

So now you know why Hammerhead sharks don't have hair.