take the necessary precautions!
&nb sp; NEW DISEASE
&nb sp; The Center for Disease Control has issued a
medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus
that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
&nb sp; This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational
Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
&nb sp; If you should come into contact with WORK you
should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the
nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work
Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
&nb sp; You should immediately forward this medical
alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
